storylines?

maybe a skewed version of the Houston chronicles?

Saw a friendly 40-something woman with light blue trousers and a lightblue polycoloured boopland top.
Saw a sheik coming out from the elevator. A genuine sheik with all necessary attributes, except for that his tunic was colored in a psychedelic mix yellow orange and blue;
K looked charming with her platinum-blond hair and orange make-up;

Got a car insurance bill over 1,300 $ to be paid before beginning of last week.

end of Ockham

Occam's razor (or Ockham's razor[1]), entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, is the principle that "entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity". The principle is attributed to 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar, William of Ockham. Occam's razor may be alternatively phrased as pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate ("plurality should not be posited without necessity").[2]

make a story where this principle fails

brainstorming

what do I know best
science; lab life
bars, nightlife, parties
WWII planes, dinosaurs
tkd, yoga, jogging
Montpellier, France, Houston, Oxford, London
sense of life, evolution

what am I best in
describe funny situations
inner monologue
observing people, describing them
irony, make fun out of myself
absurd situations

Storyline

Alto Ponte: works as lab helper and at night in Epicerie de nuit.
When bike broken, takes tramway and meets boopland woman, friendly, while tramdriver waits for her (which he normally doesn't).
happy night without noticing, next day tram again? no, but day thereafter.
His struggle/task?
get a life
find his daughter/ex-wife
solve a crime (with google maps)
a ridiculous crime. maybe the activity of the monument cleaners?
danger of succumbing to iworld.

bribes?

whats next? one should do what one is best in.
Alto looked at his hands, then the ceiling.
And there was a long aching emptiness.
I franly don't think I can do anything better than the average person in the street, but probably have more defaults. Not even vices. Just defaults.
One should be honest with oneself; it's the intention, not the result.
I just want to leave. The whole place, life, me.

plot?

See something (person, crime) on google earth, and try to find it in real life.

fears

L fears clowns and midgets

Me, myself and I

I: a neurological concept that allows an organism to place itself in the context of things it perceives. To determine its place, time, relation to other objects and beings.
Since the 'I' concept is an unevenly compiled synthesis of highly limited current exterior and interior perceptions and of greatly flawed memories of past ones, it can only give a highly skewed image. Nevertheless, through adaptation, this image will be sufficiently perfect for most life situations.

ich störung

Menschen mit 'ich-störung': "Reisende unterwegs in unvorstellbare Länder, Länder von denen wir sonst gar nichts wüssten" (Oliver Sacks: 'Der Mann, der seine Frau mit einem Hut verwechselte')

Triopetra

Labyrinth made by German woman with cancer.
Maria in the labyrinth
we in the labyrinth
it is always quicker to get out of it than to enter it.
this place is the origin of an energetic arch.
Ghosts: a newcomer to a place is just sees the place, even though for others it is a scene populated with the ghosts of their memory. See us lying there at night, where others now just contemplate the sea.
The sun rises in Palermo – Maria tries to tell the story, and always gets interrupted. Two murderers, a star?
All the woman are either called Eva, or Marie.
Harris and his contemplative movie of the derwishes, involuntarily close to a Monthy python view on Sufi dances.

Drifter

In all photographies, pictures of the army, even his wedding, Hans looked into some far away point on the left; he almost never faced the camera directly, and only did so when he was particularly at ease. This however appears to be only the case of some pictures with his army Kameraden, shortly before, or at the beginning of the war. Never afterwards.
I guess that's just how he was (not)facing life and always hung out in some remote place, somewhere to the left.
Maybe I am the same.

Pistache yoga

tu ne veux pas que personne s'en mele, car c'est entre toi et ta pratique

lines of conversation

If we don't wash, hence are in a natural state, we quickly smell like fish. So I really don't know what all that fuzz about evolution is about: clearly we all come from the sea, and can't hide it.

lines of thought

Had this dream: Was sitting on a steep stairway, and was trying to sleep. but just below me, there was this tall annoying bloke that continuously tried to stick his finger into my bum. I think that that's just how life is.

Organisation

The Untergunther SS (or South Section), specialised in cleaning remote spots of unseen cultural heritage in and around Montpellier
or: Schmuttzfritz, GanzUnterGunther.

Paris by train

The only thing I can remember from my train journey, is that the map of France with train lines indicated looked like a disembodied eye with red veins coming from the pupil.

Mother Earth Food

What we need: a restaurant that serves food that is not simply healthy for us, but healthy for the whole planet. Eating there should have the least negative impact on our ecosystem, er even be beneficial.
This would include:
- a team of scientists/ecologists/etc (ideally a non-profit group with a personal interest in sustainable development) will decide on what types of ingredients will be used, depending on the season, health benefits and ecological considerations.
-Weighing the gain of biological food against the negative ecological impact of importing it from too far away. Privileging and encouraging local biological food over imports. If this choice is difficult for two equivalent products, leave the criteria of choice to the customer.
- Use seasonal food; of course this includes a reduced choice at times, but this 'sacrifice' will do us good.
- Non-vegetarian. However, provide a wide choice of vegetarian dishes and use as little meat as possible. If meet, then as 'ethical' as possible (free-range biologically fed animals), as sustainable as possible (only use fish that are not threatened by overfishing, prioritise fish from fish farms) and smaller-than-usual portions.
- encourage doggy-bags.
- provide print-outs with seasonal food choices applied in the restaurant (so that you can do it at home too)
- include a sprouts-'laboratory' with innovative sprouts.
- optionally, there could be cleansing diets (with a take home possibility) in special weeks.
- Include a small supplement (say 0.5 EUR) which will be donated to one of several official humanitarian or ecological organisations (Green Peace, MSF...). The choice of which organisation will profit from the donation will be made by the guest!
- annexes may include: libraries, conferences, expositions
- a children's yoga class

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The selfish Hair dresser

The hair dresser that tries to give all his clients the same hairstyle as his. A bit like the owner of the sperm bank that exchanges all sperm against his own.

Petri

tink = think
all the people does

annexes

FINNLAND: hare krishna in finish army. Morning prayers, and special self-made meal (can't eat things that are made by other persons). Many persons are liberated of their services, because of fear of suicides.
Most suicides are in spring: being depressed, it's unbearable seeing other persons enjoying the gay spring air.

Group evaluation

Group two formed naturally around Cathy and a 'single molecule' theme. Group three, headed, reinvented, conceptualised and polished by Gilles several times long time before its existence, got driven together by Gilles like a flock of muttons by a shepherd's dog. And they did not dislike it. And as group one finally awoke, languishing, sleepy, and already bored to death with the idea of wasting time for an administrative excercise, by that time, it was too late to deny that it was a deplorable group of leftovers, where the only coherence was the profound absence thereof. While Roume was in the beginning happy to be LittleBigBoss of groupe one, he rapidly found out that, in fact, he was the king of the idiots. Just after having smoked yet another happy cigarillo on the terasse, earlier today amidst a seemingly admirous crowd of young students, he assembled group one, or at least those few who bothered to assemble, to sorrowfully announce with trembling voice, that due to 'family problems' he is forced to resign. We suggested terminal cancer, at least. With a witty smile, he suggested that becoming head of the group would do some good to any young and earger 'CR-grade' scientist who wanted to become 'DR' in the near future (and do all the writing up of group one's achievements and future plans, or the absence thereof). However, group one simply lacked such a being. We agreed on starting to think about what to do now by the next full moon, or as soon as the coffee machine would work again. Later, Willy informed me that Roume had told him already three days ago, that he was well fed up with trying to make chicken salad from chicken shit. Roume is typically French; he is most fullfilled when being in the opposition. Being against is far more rewarding than trying to solve problems. So the Captain was the first to leave the sinking ship.

essence

Humanity boils down to to a pathetic little choice:
either we help each other or we fight each other.
Indifference is an unstable equilibrium.
And those who fight will prevail.

yoga bloke

Natacha encourages our practice with a cum-like 'ouiiiiihh'
Katie farted twice today - once well in the middle of the aching silence of Parsvakonasana
Joy, with her sensual blond girl's voice, commands: 'up dog!' 'down dog'. And yet she remains invisible above her big breasts.
Philippe bends over and widely opens my butt-cheeks. An act as dangerous as playing football with a WWII bomb.
After the first deep breath in Savashana I reinvented the antimicrobial coating for communal yoga mats.
To adjust Arnaud in his bottom-up Karnapidasana, Philippe placed his anus on Arnaud's.
X's ujjai breath sounded like a masturbating rugby man.
As I was lying on the smelly mat, soaked with the proliferating sweat of a thousand yoga students, with my head placed just below Liam's feet, I was told to take deep beaths and to relax... My nose and lungs begged for incents.

lines: wake-up call

"six-twenty-am, this is the time of your alarm call" repeated the female computer voice with a mixture of compassion and deception. Did she expect seeing me tonight at the bar?

Memorable stories

The most memorable stories mingle humour and melancholy, tenderness and violence, and finish in a sad ending with a happy twist.
Romance: two outsiders in an awkward and clumsy way

Chain of thought

Keep in mind
also the mechanism through which new folds have evolved; i.e. through
the generation of new genes via duplication, insertion, deletions, point
mutations, and the occasional frame shift. That should be enough text to
give the impression that I am a serious person with serious ideas,
without conveying any actual useful information; so that I now feel
justified in changing the topic to a similar question in another field
which was published a few years ago, work done by one of those
ubiquitous and prolific Dodsons:

Estimating the diversity of dinosaurs
Steve C. Wang & Peter Dodson
PNAS September 12, 2006 vol. 103 no. 37 13601-13605
Published online before print September 5, 2006, doi:
10.1073/pnas.0606028103

characters: cleaning man

due to an always new combination of circumstances, I almost invariantly behaved like an idiot in front of the cleaning man.

lines: internet

Due to an overwhelming and auto-multiplying amount of spam, adverts and malware, the internet has become jammed with shit like a toilet on a three-day open air concert. Parallel networks get created, secretly like a new gold dig, and get used untill they too get discovered and overfloated with junk.