storylines?

maybe a skewed version of the Houston chronicles?

Saw a friendly 40-something woman with light blue trousers and a lightblue polycoloured boopland top.
Saw a sheik coming out from the elevator. A genuine sheik with all necessary attributes, except for that his tunic was colored in a psychedelic mix yellow orange and blue;
K looked charming with her platinum-blond hair and orange make-up;

Got a car insurance bill over 1,300 $ to be paid before beginning of last week.

end of Ockham

Occam's razor (or Ockham's razor[1]), entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem, is the principle that "entities must not be multiplied beyond necessity". The principle is attributed to 14th-century English logician and Franciscan friar, William of Ockham. Occam's razor may be alternatively phrased as pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate ("plurality should not be posited without necessity").[2]

make a story where this principle fails

brainstorming

what do I know best
science; lab life
bars, nightlife, parties
WWII planes, dinosaurs
tkd, yoga, jogging
Montpellier, France, Houston, Oxford, London
sense of life, evolution

what am I best in
describe funny situations
inner monologue
observing people, describing them
irony, make fun out of myself
absurd situations

Storyline

Alto Ponte: works as lab helper and at night in Epicerie de nuit.
When bike broken, takes tramway and meets boopland woman, friendly, while tramdriver waits for her (which he normally doesn't).
happy night without noticing, next day tram again? no, but day thereafter.
His struggle/task?
get a life
find his daughter/ex-wife
solve a crime (with google maps)
a ridiculous crime. maybe the activity of the monument cleaners?
danger of succumbing to iworld.

bribes?

whats next? one should do what one is best in.
Alto looked at his hands, then the ceiling.
And there was a long aching emptiness.
I franly don't think I can do anything better than the average person in the street, but probably have more defaults. Not even vices. Just defaults.
One should be honest with oneself; it's the intention, not the result.
I just want to leave. The whole place, life, me.

plot?

See something (person, crime) on google earth, and try to find it in real life.

fears

L fears clowns and midgets