Petri

tink = think
all the people does

annexes

FINNLAND: hare krishna in finish army. Morning prayers, and special self-made meal (can't eat things that are made by other persons). Many persons are liberated of their services, because of fear of suicides.
Most suicides are in spring: being depressed, it's unbearable seeing other persons enjoying the gay spring air.

Group evaluation

Group two formed naturally around Cathy and a 'single molecule' theme. Group three, headed, reinvented, conceptualised and polished by Gilles several times long time before its existence, got driven together by Gilles like a flock of muttons by a shepherd's dog. And they did not dislike it. And as group one finally awoke, languishing, sleepy, and already bored to death with the idea of wasting time for an administrative excercise, by that time, it was too late to deny that it was a deplorable group of leftovers, where the only coherence was the profound absence thereof. While Roume was in the beginning happy to be LittleBigBoss of groupe one, he rapidly found out that, in fact, he was the king of the idiots. Just after having smoked yet another happy cigarillo on the terasse, earlier today amidst a seemingly admirous crowd of young students, he assembled group one, or at least those few who bothered to assemble, to sorrowfully announce with trembling voice, that due to 'family problems' he is forced to resign. We suggested terminal cancer, at least. With a witty smile, he suggested that becoming head of the group would do some good to any young and earger 'CR-grade' scientist who wanted to become 'DR' in the near future (and do all the writing up of group one's achievements and future plans, or the absence thereof). However, group one simply lacked such a being. We agreed on starting to think about what to do now by the next full moon, or as soon as the coffee machine would work again. Later, Willy informed me that Roume had told him already three days ago, that he was well fed up with trying to make chicken salad from chicken shit. Roume is typically French; he is most fullfilled when being in the opposition. Being against is far more rewarding than trying to solve problems. So the Captain was the first to leave the sinking ship.

essence

Humanity boils down to to a pathetic little choice:
either we help each other or we fight each other.
Indifference is an unstable equilibrium.
And those who fight will prevail.

yoga bloke

Natacha encourages our practice with a cum-like 'ouiiiiihh'
Katie farted twice today - once well in the middle of the aching silence of Parsvakonasana
Joy, with her sensual blond girl's voice, commands: 'up dog!' 'down dog'. And yet she remains invisible above her big breasts.
Philippe bends over and widely opens my butt-cheeks. An act as dangerous as playing football with a WWII bomb.
After the first deep breath in Savashana I reinvented the antimicrobial coating for communal yoga mats.
To adjust Arnaud in his bottom-up Karnapidasana, Philippe placed his anus on Arnaud's.
X's ujjai breath sounded like a masturbating rugby man.
As I was lying on the smelly mat, soaked with the proliferating sweat of a thousand yoga students, with my head placed just below Liam's feet, I was told to take deep beaths and to relax... My nose and lungs begged for incents.

lines: wake-up call

"six-twenty-am, this is the time of your alarm call" repeated the female computer voice with a mixture of compassion and deception. Did she expect seeing me tonight at the bar?

Memorable stories

The most memorable stories mingle humour and melancholy, tenderness and violence, and finish in a sad ending with a happy twist.
Romance: two outsiders in an awkward and clumsy way

Chain of thought

Keep in mind
also the mechanism through which new folds have evolved; i.e. through
the generation of new genes via duplication, insertion, deletions, point
mutations, and the occasional frame shift. That should be enough text to
give the impression that I am a serious person with serious ideas,
without conveying any actual useful information; so that I now feel
justified in changing the topic to a similar question in another field
which was published a few years ago, work done by one of those
ubiquitous and prolific Dodsons:

Estimating the diversity of dinosaurs
Steve C. Wang & Peter Dodson
PNAS September 12, 2006 vol. 103 no. 37 13601-13605
Published online before print September 5, 2006, doi:
10.1073/pnas.0606028103

characters: cleaning man

due to an always new combination of circumstances, I almost invariantly behaved like an idiot in front of the cleaning man.

lines: internet

Due to an overwhelming and auto-multiplying amount of spam, adverts and malware, the internet has become jammed with shit like a toilet on a three-day open air concert. Parallel networks get created, secretly like a new gold dig, and get used untill they too get discovered and overfloated with junk.

lines: kings and queens

Great Britain to be ruled by the Teenage Pregnant Queen
France to be subdivided into counties, governed by feudal Unionists

Nolde's point

The primitive man as the most advanced of all humans. The modern civilised man just had gotten kidnapped by his immature spirit, and has lost understanding of nature.

characters

Joy was almost invisible.
Guillaume doesn't like butter

LUCA

-t'en as pas marre?
-marre de quoi?
-de tous les poissons qui te suivent!

lines

Like a holographic image needs the same light to become a 3D image, doses only work in the same brain.

Lines & bribes

Brain doses to be downloaded from internet. Download someone else's life.
LOADING DOSE . . . . . . . . .
LOADING COMPLETE
PLAY DOSE ?

>play<

Bribes

sex and scents; vulnerability, sadness, illusion-demolishing reality.

Bribes

X. was deeply impressed and inspired by his karate teacher. A true master and idol. The day X. was told his teacher got killed by a bullet in his back while trying to rop a shop, X quit karate.
Y's fantasm was to shag an opera singer while she sang Rigoletto.

nomen

Alto Ponté

changes

Unfortunately, people define themselves as persons who have a problem, rather than as persons who have to change. Unfortunately people try to change themselves, rather than change themselves.

bribes

life like a particular sturdy and absurd pubic hair
throw dogshit on dog owner
bench: "this bench is clean, please keep it this way"
"this bench smells like teen spirit, please keep it like this"
"this bench likes to be called Guillaume I, please respect it"
etc

setting

James' Juice Irish cocktail pub

Just prospecting

Montpellier as a minor kingdom, ruled by a ludicrous dictator. Device for scanning handwritten notes, and transforming those into brainwaves (detect strenght/intensions/state of mind) to make past memories vivid. Call it mind-doser. How this affects people. And, of course, a crime story to solve.

past break through

After lunch: As if ancient times came through. Break through the present like nipples through a wet T shirt. Give them wigs, I felt, give them wigs and 18th century rags.

nomen est bollocks

Edward should have been called Edmond, but drunk post-war office man misunderstood. Because there were three Gerard's, she called him Grégoire, which is his family name, and has done so for about 30 years of mariage. However, Gerard is only his middle name. His real name is André. Ginette should have been called Antoinette, but the priest liked Ginette better. Marie-Laure was supposed to be called Noélie, but for some reason that I failed to understand, this name was not thought to be decent enough, or maybe she wasn't supposed to be deserving enough. She's called Miette by anyone, anyways. The new Taiwanese lodger wants to be called Amélie, rather than Chou.

human nature

an ancient razor cut. fine white hair in ear. Edward's hand shake: Testing look into eyes (eyebrows: a few long & wild), hand grasp with firm female deterination. Move high up: halt! Hesitation while evaluation in progress. Then long move down, approving, irrevokable; and ready for next one.

Significant contribution

What I am good at: using nothing but gestures and mumblings at a meeting, in a way that everybody thinks I have contributed significantly.

Love and compassion

Love and compassion have to be given from a position of strength and superiority, rather than emanate as a plea from weakness.

Size matters

I wonder why I notoriously buy shoes that are too small for my feet. And I wonder how it affects and reflects my character.

Cleaning up the Temple

Because K's sister got in a big argument with everyone present, she threw the whole Xmas party out of her appartment. As a result, R found herself stuck with 17 persons in her 20 m2 Parisian studio, rather spending christmas eve in a tranquil tete a tete with her lover.