Thursday, 19 February 2009
characters: cleaning man
due to an always new combination of circumstances, I almost invariantly behaved like an idiot in front of the cleaning man.
lines: internet
Due to an overwhelming and auto-multiplying amount of spam, adverts and malware, the internet has become jammed with shit like a toilet on a three-day open air concert. Parallel networks get created, secretly like a new gold dig, and get used untill they too get discovered and overfloated with junk.
Monday, 16 February 2009
lines: kings and queens
Great Britain to be ruled by the Teenage Pregnant Queen
France to be subdivided into counties, governed by feudal Unionists
France to be subdivided into counties, governed by feudal Unionists
Nolde's point
The primitive man as the most advanced of all humans. The modern civilised man just had gotten kidnapped by his immature spirit, and has lost understanding of nature.
Tuesday, 10 February 2009
lines
Like a holographic image needs the same light to become a 3D image, doses only work in the same brain.
Lines & bribes
Brain doses to be downloaded from internet. Download someone else's life.
LOADING DOSE . . . . . . . . .
LOADING COMPLETE
PLAY DOSE ?
>play<
LOADING DOSE . . . . . . . . .
LOADING COMPLETE
PLAY DOSE ?
>play<
Monday, 9 February 2009
Bribes
X. was deeply impressed and inspired by his karate teacher. A true master and idol. The day X. was told his teacher got killed by a bullet in his back while trying to rop a shop, X quit karate.
Y's fantasm was to shag an opera singer while she sang Rigoletto.
Y's fantasm was to shag an opera singer while she sang Rigoletto.
Saturday, 7 February 2009
changes
Unfortunately, people define themselves as persons who have a problem, rather than as persons who have to change. Unfortunately people try to change themselves, rather than change themselves.
bribes
life like a particular sturdy and absurd pubic hair
throw dogshit on dog owner
bench: "this bench is clean, please keep it this way"
"this bench smells like teen spirit, please keep it like this"
"this bench likes to be called Guillaume I, please respect it"
etc
throw dogshit on dog owner
bench: "this bench is clean, please keep it this way"
"this bench smells like teen spirit, please keep it like this"
"this bench likes to be called Guillaume I, please respect it"
etc
Sunday, 1 February 2009
Just prospecting
Montpellier as a minor kingdom, ruled by a ludicrous dictator. Device for scanning handwritten notes, and transforming those into brainwaves (detect strenght/intensions/state of mind) to make past memories vivid. Call it mind-doser. How this affects people. And, of course, a crime story to solve.
past break through
After lunch: As if ancient times came through. Break through the present like nipples through a wet T shirt. Give them wigs, I felt, give them wigs and 18th century rags.
nomen est bollocks
Edward should have been called Edmond, but drunk post-war office man misunderstood. Because there were three Gerard's, she called him Grégoire, which is his family name, and has done so for about 30 years of mariage. However, Gerard is only his middle name. His real name is André. Ginette should have been called Antoinette, but the priest liked Ginette better. Marie-Laure was supposed to be called Noélie, but for some reason that I failed to understand, this name was not thought to be decent enough, or maybe she wasn't supposed to be deserving enough. She's called Miette by anyone, anyways. The new Taiwanese lodger wants to be called Amélie, rather than Chou.
human nature
an ancient razor cut. fine white hair in ear. Edward's hand shake: Testing look into eyes (eyebrows: a few long & wild), hand grasp with firm female deterination. Move high up: halt! Hesitation while evaluation in progress. Then long move down, approving, irrevokable; and ready for next one.
Friday, 9 January 2009
Significant contribution
What I am good at: using nothing but gestures and mumblings at a meeting, in a way that everybody thinks I have contributed significantly.
Love and compassion
Love and compassion have to be given from a position of strength and superiority, rather than emanate as a plea from weakness.
Tuesday, 30 December 2008
Size matters
I wonder why I notoriously buy shoes that are too small for my feet. And I wonder how it affects and reflects my character.
Wednesday, 24 December 2008
Cleaning up the Temple
Because K's sister got in a big argument with everyone present, she threw the whole Xmas party out of her appartment. As a result, R found herself stuck with 17 persons in her 20 m2 Parisian studio, rather spending christmas eve in a tranquil tete a tete with her lover.
Wednesday, 5 November 2008
A Tempting Offer
| You're invited to: | propo/ je vai transferai $12.million sur ton compte ci oui je te le dit detail | |
| By your host: | Basshiru Jubrin | |
| Date: | Wednesday November 5, 2008 | |
| Time: | 9:00 am - 10:00 am (GMT +00:00) | |
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Sunday, 2 November 2008
Strategies and Life Histories
It was as if Napoleon asked Mother Theresa how to win the battle of Waterloo.
Tuesday, 28 October 2008
nomen est omen
Sehr geehrter Herr Topf,
ich habe Ihre Mail an unsere Finanzabteilung weitergeleitet.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Hella Hummerjohann
DESY-Hostel
ich habe Ihre Mail an unsere Finanzabteilung weitergeleitet.
Mit freundlichen Grüßen
Hella Hummerjohann
DESY-Hostel
Tuesday, 21 October 2008
Standing Science
Erectile function was evaluated using the self-administered International Index of Erectile Function.
Scent of illusion
The fresh, unmerged scent of bypasser's perfume in the morning. The trace of a choice, choice of an illusion, character, ideal. Insights.
Tuesday, 14 October 2008
Life game
Feels like a lonely tennis player facing a ball machine that throws balls at increasing speed. At the limit of reaction it's just one ball more that makes the difference between hitting all of them and being hit by all of them.
Darwin's friend
The stretch just before jogging. A small dog came up to me, sat on my left shoe, and made a 'I want to be your friend' face. At each round, when passing by, the dog wanted to come with me. It's name: Darwin. I think I should finish my script about evolution.
stretch limo
He was probably the tallest guy I've ever seen. Huge. With his low bottom fit trousers, and a his long shirt, he looked like a stretch limo
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